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Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room.
Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!
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lauhging is best medison
lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital
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Life without u is impossible,
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen
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Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....Your job as a SECURITY GUARD
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
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LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
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Aaj kal mun kar
Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka
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DREAM makes all things Possible
DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
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Promise me v r true frendz,
Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
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Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
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dosti ka safar lamba hain (In Urdu)
dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!
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mosum he dewana dil hai(In Urdu)
mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana
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The NHS regrets to inform you tha
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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kaash App kabi hamari gali main aaain(In Hindi)
Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO
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Jub aap angrai lete hain(In Hindi)
Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.
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I m at police station.
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of
"POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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Life is like a MOVIE...
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
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I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!
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