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    joke       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko mita dunga.dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga
    Updated: 21/02/2008

    I need you... I love you       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
    Updated: 02/03/2007

    Newtons Law of Romance       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
    Updated: 30/12/2006

    Newtons 2nd law of ishq       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance
    Updated: 30/12/2006

    Newtons First Law of Ishq       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy
    Updated: 30/12/2006

    Girl: when we get married       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
    Updated: 22/12/2006

    A small kid wrote       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
    Updated: 22/12/2006

    Some times small things in life hurt a lot       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!
    Updated: 26/11/2006

    line mar raha hay       Send This SMS Free on Mobile

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    Kuch Nahi 'I' k mobile ko 'U' k mobile say pyar ho gaya hay is liye line mar raha hay.


    Updated: 24/11/2006

    Kaisa wollu banaya unko       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    7 Angels come to me & asked for
    the most
    Inteligent
    Smart
    Nice
    Sweet
    Well Behaved
    Well Groomed person
    So i Gave them your address.
    DEKHA

    Kaisa wollu banaya unko
    Updated: 23/11/2006

    i m in love with a guy       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
    Updated: 23/11/2006

    Don key       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain. Aur Pyarse. "Donkey" .Think it DON!
    Updated: 23/11/2006

    kiss is a key off love       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    kiss is a key off love' love is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children'children r problem off pakistan soo stop kissing and save pakistan
    Updated: 14/11/2006

    aij jamadarnee ko aik condume       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
    Updated: 14/11/2006

    Why do some teachers wear sunglasses       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses? Answer:Because their pupils are very bright.
    Updated: 11/11/2006

    b tu beth ker makhyan maaar       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    twinkle twinkle little star
    tera boy friend gaya bazar
    us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
    ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

    Updated: 11/11/2006

    Was your Father a mechanic?       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
    Updated: 11/11/2006

    Good professional       Send This SMS Free on Mobile
    To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
    Updated: 09/11/2006

    Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai       Send This SMS Free on Mobile

    Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

    Fuddu se yaad aaya

    Kaisa hai tu..!!


    Updated: 09/11/2006

    Donkey is busy reading this SMS       Send This SMS Free on Mobile

    The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!


    Updated: 20/10/2006

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