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joke Send This SMS Free on Mobile
ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko mita dunga.dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga
Updated: 21/02/2008 |
I need you... I love you Send This SMS Free on Mobile
I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
Updated: 02/03/2007 |
Newtons Law of Romance Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
Updated: 30/12/2006 |
Newtons 2nd law of ishq Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance
Updated: 30/12/2006 |
Newtons First Law of Ishq Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
Updated: 30/12/2006 |
Girl: when we get married Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
Updated: 22/12/2006 |
A small kid wrote Send This SMS Free on Mobile
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
Updated: 22/12/2006 |
Some times small things in life hurt a lot Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Some times small things in life hurt a lot...
If u dont agree with me..
then...
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.try to sit on a pin !!
Updated: 26/11/2006 |
line mar raha hay Send This SMS Free on Mobile
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Kuch Nahi 'I' k mobile ko 'U' k mobile say pyar ho gaya hay is liye line mar
raha hay.
Updated: 24/11/2006 |
Kaisa wollu banaya unko Send This SMS Free on Mobile
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the
most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed
person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
Updated: 23/11/2006 |
i m in love with a guy Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
Updated: 23/11/2006 |
Don key Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass,
Har lock ki chabi hain,
Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain.
Aur
Pyarse.
"Donkey" .Think it DON!
Updated: 23/11/2006 |
kiss is a key off love Send This SMS Free on Mobile
kiss is a key off love' love is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children'children r problem off pakistan soo stop kissing and save pakistan
Updated: 14/11/2006 |
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume Send This SMS Free on Mobile
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
Updated: 14/11/2006 |
Why do some teachers wear sunglasses Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer:Because their pupils are very bright.
Updated: 11/11/2006 |
b tu beth ker makhyan maaar Send This SMS Free on Mobile
twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya
doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
Updated: 11/11/2006 |
Was your Father a mechanic? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Was your Father a mechanic?
Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Updated: 11/11/2006 |
Good professional Send This SMS Free on Mobile
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Updated: 09/11/2006 |
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Updated: 09/11/2006 |
Donkey is busy reading this SMS Send This SMS Free on Mobile
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold
a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
Updated: 20/10/2006 |
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