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How 2 kill a girl ?
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.
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joke
ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko mita dunga.dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga
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I need you... I love you
I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
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Newtons Law of Romance
Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance
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Newtons First Law of Ishq
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
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Girl: when we get married
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
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A small kid wrote
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
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Some times small things in life hurt a lot
Some times small things in life hurt a lot...
If u dont agree with me..
then...
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.try to sit on a pin !!
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line mar raha hay
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Kuch Nahi 'I' k mobile ko 'U' k mobile say pyar ho gaya hay is liye line mar
raha hay.
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Kaisa wollu banaya unko
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the
most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed
person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
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i m in love with a guy
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
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Don key
Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass,
Har lock ki chabi hain,
Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain.
Aur
Pyarse.
"Donkey" .Think it DON!
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kiss is a key off love
kiss is a key off love' love is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children'children r problem off pakistan soo stop kissing and save pakistan
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aij jamadarnee ko aik condume
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
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Why do some teachers wear sunglasses
Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer:Because their pupils are very bright.
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b tu beth ker makhyan maaar
twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya
doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
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Was your Father a mechanic?
Was your Father a mechanic?
Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
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Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
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