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Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!

Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga
Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga

Exams are like WIVES:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Balance khatam?
Ab kya karoge ?
Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na…
Main Batata hoon kya karna hai,
Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do,
Main i luv u boldeta hoon!

Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends,
Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman,
There’s still pain of loosing 9

Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya… HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

A man is dying of cancer:

His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”

Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa
dena…

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata
dena…

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1.Too many questions.
2.Difficult to understand.
3.More explanation is needed.
4.Result is always fail!

When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.

when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.

When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.

STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.

Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga
Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA
Toh Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi,
chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi,
kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai,
India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
Jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
Log wahin moot jate hain

Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai
Peeche mudke dekho kameeno
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai!
Cheers !!!

Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana”
Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”