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Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
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Machchhar ki kasam
Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!
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Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga
Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
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Exams are like WIVES
Exams are like WIVES:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.
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Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Balance khatam?
Ab kya karoge ?
Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na…
Main Batata hoon kya karna hai,
Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do,
Main i luv u boldeta hoon!
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Choosing career is like chosing wife
Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends,
Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman,
There’s still pain of loosing 9
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Why don’t dogs marry?
Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
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Humari maange sindur se bharo
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya… HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
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Why you’re dying of AIDS?
A man is dying of cancer:
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
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Plan For Future
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa
dena…
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata
dena…
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too many questions.
2.Difficult to understand.
3.More explanation is needed.
4.Result is always fail!
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Still people say this is men’s world
When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.
when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.
When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.
STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.
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Chanta lag jai ga
Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga
Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga
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Imraan Hasmi’s story
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA
Toh Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
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Ek aishwarya thi deewani si
Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi,
chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi,
kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
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Teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
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Log wahin moot jate hain
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai,
India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
Jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
Log wahin moot jate hain
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Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai
Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai
Peeche mudke dekho kameeno
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai!
Cheers !!!
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Zara underwear dikhana
Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana”
Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”
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