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meen
try 2 read following words
nanmeen
orumeen
mutmeen
alemeen
now try to read wit out word meen ......
Updated: 25/05/2007 |
shadi ke hafte bad
shade ke hafte bad beti ko ma ne phone kiya aur pucha beti lal wali sari pehni kiya ??????beti ;hafte se chadii to pehanne nahi di sari kiya khak pehanti
Updated: 16/05/2007 |
Sms
The day i will die and go out of ur life then do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for me the money which your saving by not sending me sms ..
Updated: 13/03/2007 |
A ROSE
A ROSE IS ALWAYS A ROSE WHETHER IT IS IN A GOLDEN POT OR IN THEGARDEN. SAME WAY U R ALWAYS MY BEST FRIEND WHETHER U R IN CENTRAL JAIL OR MENTAL HOSPITAL
Updated: 07/02/2007 |
MoMinO!!!
MoMinO!!! aakhirat kareeb hay aap sub sey request hai k apney cell phone main save jokes, videos, pics aur girl friends k numbers delete karney sey pehle mujhey forward kar dain thanX
Updated: 05/02/2007 |
sardar
ek din ek sardarji apne premika ke diwar par susu karte pakde jane par bole teri pyar ne mujhe itna andha kardiya k kambakt asun ne v apna rasta badal diya.
Updated: 11/01/2007 |
funny
Today is pink panthers birth day
so wish him by sending this sms to every
cartoon you know |||
just i like i did by sending this sms to you
Updated: 19/12/2006 |
funny sms
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice
Updated: 30/11/2006 |
funny sms
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august.
The salesman gave him a flag.
The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.
Updated: 30/11/2006 |
Money
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka
ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka
ki ki ka
Congratulations u have successfully learny the monkey's language..come to collect ur banana...
Updated: 25/11/2006 |
whenever u feel sadness
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Updated: 22/11/2006 |
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
Updated: 21/11/2006 |
Oey kuti ke bachey
Oey kuti ke bachey
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Kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Updated: 21/11/2006 |
Sardar ki maa
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
Updated: 21/11/2006 |
A reporter asked
A reporter asked Laloo What the main reason for divorce?
Laloo replies Marriage
Updated: 21/11/2006 |
Life without u is impossible
Life without u is impossible
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Updated: 21/11/2006 |
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R..
and Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
Updated: 21/11/2006 |
When time comes
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
Updated: 21/11/2006 |
A Sardar saw
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl.
Us k pass ja kar usay kiss kar dia.
Girl: Tum kia kar rahay ho???
Sardar: Main MBA kar raha hon Punjab University se.
Updated: 20/11/2006 |
I Love "U"
I Love "U",I Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
Dont get excited.....!
I love other alphabets also
Like X, Y,Z.
Updated: 20/11/2006 |
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