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Na aana usse leke
Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein, Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi, Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga, Aur meri jaan paidal hogi
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
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10 Lac ki can ka PHOTO
29" TV ka BOX
Dubai jane walay Plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur
mere sath DINNER wo bhi app k gher.
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
du khoosrey
du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
mr irfan ali had 3 sons
mr irfan ali had 3 sons named...
rahmat ali,
barkat ali,
&
mehboob ali.
when the 4th son was born ali's wife decided to name him ....
BAS-KAR-AL
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
If there is Darkness
If there is Darkness all aroun u,dn't worry,just pray to God 2 show u Light.If still u r in Darkness pls pray ur electricity bills!
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
The Clever Sardar
The Clever Sardar
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that you are in a closed room and all doors and windows are closed, Now how can u escape if the room caught FIRE?
Sardar: Very simple I stop imagining!!
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
Soowar ke bachhe
Soowar ke bachhe !
Ullo ke patthe!
kutte ke pille !
Gadhe ki aulaad !
Bhains ke bachhde,
Bakri ke memne,
sab kitne chote-chote,
piare-piare hote haina.
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aay
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
aati thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....
Updated: 19/11/2006 |
Subjiwala: madam
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!
Updated: 18/11/2006 |
Secretary to Boss
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do
Updated: 18/11/2006 |
Gabbar
gabbar-hag basanti hag
veeru-nahi basanti in kutto k samne mat hag na, inke pass pani nahi hai,tujse hugwa k muzse teri gaand chatwayenge
Updated: 18/11/2006 |
GIRL before marriage
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL
Updated: 18/11/2006 |
aik larki molvee
aik larki molvee kee pass gayee our poocha molvee sabb kia mee apnee baap ki satt soo saktee hoo? molve sabb astagaferoullah. larki moolvee sabb kia mee apne bhai kee satt soo saktee hoo? molvee sabb naoozbillah. larki molvee sabb kia mee app kee satt soo saktee hoo? molvee sabb bismillah q nahee
Updated: 17/11/2006 |
Sardar to Girlfriend
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
Updated: 17/11/2006 |
Jab b apka msg
Jab b apka msg ata hai to
meray ang ang mai GUDGUDI
hoti hai. Ye ap k msg ka
kasoor nahi "BAL K APUN KA
MOBILE HI VIBRATION PAY HOTA HAI"
Updated: 17/11/2006 |
Apni surat ka kabhi
Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
tarap raha hun ab aur na intazaar de,
apni aawaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
kam se kam ek missed call hi maar de.
Updated: 16/11/2006 |
Her des ki ek
Her des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai,
bache ki b ek zidd hoti hai,
aur kitna intazaar krru tere SMS ka,
kanjoosi ki b koi hadd hoti hai.
Updated: 16/11/2006 |
Yeh jo haseeno k baal
Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,
Larkon ko phansane k jaal hote hai,
Na jaane kitno k khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hain.
Updated: 16/11/2006 |
Tu Chand maange main chaand
Tu Chand maange main chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
tu dil maange main dil de du,
tu jan maange...
abay bas departmental store
samajh rakha hai kya..!!
Updated: 16/11/2006 |
Iss dil mai yadon k malay
Iss dil mai yadon k malay hain,
tum bin hum bohat akalay hain,
Sab kuch chour kr tum ko msg kr rahay hain,
dakho hum kitnay waelay hain.
Updated: 16/11/2006 |
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