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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:

Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi�
2nd: To kya?
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story�

Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory�

Two snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned and started singing:
“zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !�

When U feel that nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 u
& everyone is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!