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Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I’ll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain
pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain
rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain
ek sms to kardiya karo
paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,
Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.

Dear God,

Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo
humhe neend bahut aati hai

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya taarif karu.
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!

Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain
Par unke bachche bade kameene hain
Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain

Sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny sms to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain:

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do - you send funny sms.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact, you send funny sms.

When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you send funny sms.

To let you know that: you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, you are still wanted, guess what you get? A funny sms from me.

So my friend the next time you get a funny sms, don’t think that I have just sent you a funny sms, but that…

I Have Thought of You Today!

Send this to your friends and let them know you are always thinking about them and don’t forget to send it back to your friend who sent it to you … Let them know you’re thinking about them too!