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Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha
aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…who who who

Wife- I will die.
Husband- I will also die.
Wife- Why do you want to die?
husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.�
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.�
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.�
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.�
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.�
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?�
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.�
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Look Here
Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn,
Look There
BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn,
Look Upward
BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn,
Look Downward
Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn,
Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?

Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.

Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT

DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar�
dusra bola “tar�
pehla bola “tar�
dusra bola “tar�
pehla bola “tar tar�
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar�

Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?�
Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.�
Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.�

A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school.
One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.�

Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean.
What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I don’t know. Probably we must eat the soap.

Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India
Mother: But why son?
Robin: Because that’s what I wrote in my test paper

Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.