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Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…

Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein addab karta hun,
Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun.

Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi,
Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi,
Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain,
Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.

Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho.
Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho.
Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho?

Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun

Me Yahan Woh Wahan,
Me Yahan Woh Wahan,
Are Woh Woh Too Boliye ,
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot phone utha.

What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Khud ko kar buland itna
Key Himalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur Log tujh say puchhe
Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

Din ko chain nahin,
Raat ko aaram nahin,
Jee na lage kahin,
Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai?
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo

Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo

Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.