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Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, taste the thunder?

Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”.
Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”

Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night

Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat

Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai

Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to
kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se guzro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
tumne gum ko kab jana hai.
tum to gum se bekhabar ho.
tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave