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    I kiss my wife everyday.

    Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
    Banta: Me too, after u leave




    Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

    Wife- i will die.
    Husband- i will also die.
    Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
    husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta




    Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

    Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
    Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.




    Men always have better friends

    Men always have better friends… They will stand by you, no matter what!

    Friends of Women:
    A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

    Friends of Men:
    A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.




    Dost me aap jaisa…

    Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
    Sagar se gahara koi nahi
    Ab aapki kya tarif karu
    Dost me aap jaisa
    Nalayak koi nahi!




    He saw them without problems

    God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”
    God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
    He saw them walking he created, “Car”
    He saw them without problems, “He created u”.




    Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya

    Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.

    Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare?

    Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U”

    Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 Rs mein




    Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee

    Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
    Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee

    Humare dil se dua nikli:
    “Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee”




    Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

    Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
    Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai




    Naha ke chal diye

    Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
    Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye




    Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola…

    Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
    Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya




    Kutte ka cake

    Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain
    Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
    maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai
    bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge




    Jise dil diya…

    Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
    Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
    Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim
    Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi




    Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika

    Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika
    Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye
    Ek ne desh ke liye
    Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye




    Hazaron ka kya hoga?

    Ladki Boli:
    Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
    Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

    Ladka Bola :
    Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
    Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.




    Ek ladki thi diwani si

    Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
    Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
    latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
    Bartan Lelo Bartan




    When u feel lonely and alone

    When u feel lonely and alone
    Can’t see any 1 around u
    The world seems to be fading away
    Come along wid me
    I’ll take u 2 the eye specialist




    Brain is a master piece

    Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
    It is divided in 2 parts - Left & Right.
    In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!




    Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

    Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
    Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
    Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.




    Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

    Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge
    Bachche: Nahi karenge sir

    Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
    Bachche: Theek hai sir

    Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
    Bachche: OK sir

    Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
    Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya




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