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dear guys! A valentinesday very special day
dear guys! A valentinesday very special day as u know why!
but i think GOD make your whole life for a love to give and take...
if u r sad so cantact me... MAIN HOUN NA UR FRIEND
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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I LOVE YOU
#I LOVE YOU#
Send this msg to
10 girls and win!!
A free trip to your nearest police station,
in luxury jeep...,
and celebrate this VALENTINE DAY!
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One child monkey says
One child monkey says to his mother "Why do we look so ugly?" mother says "thank GOD that we look like this. you must see the person reading this message"
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Birds love you
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!
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When I was born Devil said
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition
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a new born baby
American: a new born baby has no hands . we made artificial he became boxer champion Indian: a new born baby has no head we fitted coconut and he became railway minister.
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Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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Why do U think I SMS u
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
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happy feast, full of meat, friends meet
happy feast, full of meat, friends meet, conflicts beat, clean feet, yahood defeat, relatives greet, clothes neat, love heat, don't delete.......
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U R 100% beautiful
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice,
and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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I Can't Disturb my Boss
Last Night Shaitan Come In My Dream & Said That he Wantedto Disturb good People. I Gave Him ur Number But He Said TO me thai : I Can't Disturb my Boss":.!
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Quality
Qualities a Friend Must HAve...
Cute As Elephant,
Smart As Sardar,
Active As Turtle,
Fit As Hippo,
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Mature As MOnkey
No Doubt
u r a Gr8 Friend...
Updated: 15/03/2007 |
YAD
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
Updated: 05/02/2007 |
funny
sardar ke 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha, jab sardar marnay laga tho us ne poocha
"ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
sardarni:ye hi to aap ka hai
Updated: 19/12/2006 |
2 seater plane crashed
2 seater plane crashed in kabristan in ludhiyana
next day,s headlines hawai jahaj gira,sardaro ne
250 laase doodh nikali aur talash jari hai.
Updated: 19/12/2006 |
Torch Theek hai
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Updated: 19/12/2006 |
Ajaa dil main aja
Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.
Updated: 19/12/2006 |
teacher nikal deta ha
sher;
Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha.
perodi;
Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha
Updated: 19/12/2006 |
To Samney Waloon Ko Zaroor Bulanaa.
Moulvi:Jab Mein Mar Jaoun To Samney Waloon Ko Zaroor Bulanaa.
Biwi: Kyon ???
Moulvi:"Unkey Ghar Ki Uratey Murdey Se Lipat Lipat K Roti Hain"
Updated: 18/12/2006 |
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