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De ke soortan, sohniyan lokan nu Send This SMS Free on Mobile
De ke soortan, sohniyan lokan nu sohniya kuriya naal milaa ditta.. O Rabba na sanu shakal ditti, na kuri milli jakhma tee loon paun nu Valentine Day bana ditta

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Ik raat bahu ne Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Ik raat bahu neu Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

Koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko ! Koi pathar se na mare deewane ko, atom bomb ka jamana hai, bom se udado saleko!

aik hijhray nay mardana Send This SMS Free on Mobile
aik hijhray nay mardana taqtt[power] barhane wale dawai istamal key, to ander say awaz ai ''braye maharbani hum mazrat khwah hean,kay app kay system mean yay saholat[facility] muyassar naheean''

Angry boss Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

aik larki larky say kahti Send This SMS Free on Mobile
aik larki larky say kahti hai tum muj sau shaadi karoo gay larky nay kaha haan buss apni wife say posh ker bataoon ga

mo dhone ki tameez nahi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
kamal tere nakhre kamal tera style hai. mo dhone ki tameez nahi hath mai mobile hai.

Ek C Raja Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Ek C Raja Ek C Rani Dono Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani . na htalle hun ki dead body labni hai ...

ek chote se bachche ko roz rat Send This SMS Free on Mobile
ek chote se bachche ko roz rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de

HE KITNE MAZE KI LIFE Send This SMS Free on Mobile
HE KITNE MAZE KI LIFE HATH ME US K MOBILE NEECHE US K BIKE PEECHE US K AADHI WIFE AUR THEEK 9 MAHENE BAD AIK ZABARDAST SA SURPRISE

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

75yrz old man got married Send This SMS Free on Mobile
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani

Ager Ap basanti se kahoge Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Ager Ap basanti se kahoge k naach! basanti naach!! to wo nahi nachey gi.... kyoon k basanti kuttoon k samney nahi nachti

TU CHANDAR MUKHI Send This SMS Free on Mobile
TU CHANDAR MUKHI MAIN SURAJ MUKHI TU BHI DUKHI MAIN BHI DUKHI TU CHATT SE KOOD JA TU BHI SUKHI MAIN BHI SUKHI

oyee meray yaar Send This SMS Free on Mobile
oey meray yaar. meray dil k karar. meri mercedez car. meray guitar. meray twinkle star. meri roti aur achar. meray moteon k haar. meray dil k taar. I MISS U YAAR.

Updated: 02/10/2007

ek bandar apne baap se bolta hain.... Send This SMS Free on Mobile
ek bandar apne dad se bolta hain.. dad dad mujhe shaadi karwa do... dad ne kaha ki .....ruko beta....... dulhan abhi message padh rahi hain!!!!!!!

Updated: 24/09/2007

NIGHAO SE NIGHAHE MILA KAR TO DEKHO Send This SMS Free on Mobile
NIGAHO SE NIGAHE MILAKAR TO DEKHO TUM APNE DIL KI BAAT BATA KAR TO DEKHO SAB KAREEB AYENGE TUMHARE TUM EK HAFTA LAGATAAR NAHA KAR TO DEKHO ,,,,,,,

Updated: 13/05/2007

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