New collection of urdu sms, Love, Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, Anniversary, Bengali, Best Wish, Birthday, Christmas, Cool, Cute, Diwali, Easter, Eid, Valentine Day, Father's Day, Flirt, Friendship, Funny, Good Luck, Good Morning, Good Night, Holi, Independence Day, Insult, Islamic, Kiss, Lovely, Malayalam, Missing You, Mothers Day, New Year, Rude Sms, Santa Banta, Sardar jokes, Smile, Sms Jokes, Sweet, Tamil jokes and Wise Words sms messages for new year 2007.

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Allah se daro

Wiladat Ba Saadat Moulood-e-Kaba

Hussain-Ibn-Ali

nice sms

One Hundred (100) Kiss - MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA

Every Little Smile can touch Somebody's heart

falling in love

Bara Dukh Lagda....

Eid Mubarak sms Message

sweat heart-Happy diwali

Badel Bi Ho Ghata Bi Ho....

Welcome Ramzan.....

LOVE LY

Wo Kon Se

10advantages of having a lover

Friendship is needless

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree

friends like u-sushil

Mobile phones tumour risk to young children

MOBILE PHONES

Lets welcome the year which is fresh

if one night you wake up and a big fat male

I hope you have a wonderful christmas

life is short

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1st Girl : Bos kay Table May Condom Pary Hai 2nd Girl : Ha May nay B dakay tay. May nay to unko Panchar kar dia. 3rd Girl : Gusay may Kamini mujay to bataya hoya Aik larka:_ Tumharay Abo katnay sal say Hain? Dosra:- Jatnay sal Ka may Hoan. 1st:- Wo kaysay. 2nd:- Jas din May Payda hoa usi din wo bhe Abo banay. Teacher Tum Mustakbil may kay karo gay? Ahmed : May pilot Banon ga. Jamel : May doctor banon ga. Deepa: may aik good mother. Asif : I want 2 help Deepa . Larki:- Tum Muj Say sahadi k bad bhe aysa he Love Karo gay? Larka:- han Q nahi, Agar tumharay showar ko Itraz na ho to. Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die Larka_ Abo Chand ke Tangian hote hain? Daddy_ nahe Beta. Larka_ Jhot.>>>>>> Ma nay kuad suna ha, Ap rat ko kha raha tha "Chanda Tangain Uthao" Mulvi nay aik larki ka mamy daykay to bola. Ya Allay mare Ankhayan band kar day. Ankhain Khuli to Daykha wo larki bulkul nangi khari ha. Molvi Bola. Ya Allah:- Apni Ankhain band kar lay. Larki Apni Chatri Selwanay gae. Mekanic Bola: Uper ka kapra utarna paray ga Nechay say Danda dalna parey Ga . Larke : kuch Be karo Lekin pani Ander nahi jahey GIRL: hil hil kay dongi 200 rupay longee Boy :100 rupay donga hila khud hi longaa GIRL :hath say hila lay 100 bhi bacha lay Larki Dr. Kay pas Pashap test Karanay ge. Galti Say Report Galt Hogi. Dr. U R Pregnant . Larki. O GOD ! Ab to Mombatti Ka Bhi Bahrosa Nahi. Kuch Log Thori der Kartay hain Or Kuch Log Sari Sari Rath kartay hain Tab jaa kar hota hai unka Mobile chargeā€¦..

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