I thinks that facebook should change the
status question from
what's on your mind?
whats your problem today?"
"India Me Sabse Zyada Barf Kahan Padti Hai?"
smart answer by our santa-
"Before 8pm Kasmir, After 8pm -Whisky Ke Glass Me !.........latest funny Jokes in hindi
Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next
time they go on a date.
25 friends and
34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
Women are like fruits.
Everyone has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste. Problem is with men, they want FRUIT SALAD.
Santa: I prefer not to think before I speak.
Banta: But why? It is against traditional wisdom.
Santa: I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth..........funny mobile Jokes in hindi
80 saal ke buddhe ko 1 ladki ke rap case mein jail ho
2nd buddha:"Oye tu to begunah hai na fir ye ilzam kyu.. ??
1st Buddha:"Yaar Mai To Be gunah Hu Magar
''Ilzam Itna Mardangi wala hai ke mana Nahi kar paya..........latest funny Jokes in hindi
best pranks ever
"Yes sir, How may I help u...?"
"Bhai Pizza ghar pe kayse banau help karna yaar."
Banta: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your
wife, whom would you save?
Santa: The lion, of course!
santa naha rha tha
Ek ladki ne ghar ki dorbell bajai
To santa ese hi bahar aa gaya
Ladki (sharmate hue) - kuchh to pahan lete
Santa bhagte hue vapas gaya or chappal pahan kar
vapash aa gaya........santa banta Jokes in hindi
MBBS Final Exam:-
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya
us se Kaha gyak Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Santa: Josh me BolaI shall Never Die b4 My death
Santa Gun liye dor ke pichhe chup jata h
BiBi-kya huwaJanu sher ka shikar krne ja raha tha
kambakht kutta piche pad gaya.........funny mobile Jokes in hindi
SANTA: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai,
Dulhan Kyo Nahi?
banta- Ghodi Pr Baithakar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka
Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai.......santa banta Jokes in hindi
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!.......funny Jokes on marriage
Teacher to Santa - USA Ke Nazdik Kaun Sa Desh
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.
Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.
Twitter: The only place where you get excited when a stranger follows you.
Santa proposing a Girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo :evil:
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi
Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him?
Santa: No sir, he only gave it to me.
Judge: When did he give it you?
santa: When I showed him the knife.
1. Vodka is made from potatoes.
2. Potatoes are vegetables.
3. Vegetables are good for health.
Need I say more!
If u cant Fly, Run
If u cant Run, Walk
If u cant Walk, Crawl
But Keep Moving.
Santa: Woh to theek hai, par jaana
Jeeto: Did you go shopping for my birthday present?
Santa: Yeah, and I found a perfect thing for you.
Jeeto: You're such a darling. And what exactly is it?
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."
"beta, do saal theek se padhai karle phir aaram se rehna."
"beta, bas degree achhi tarah purikar le, phir aaraam rahega."
"beta, post graduation kar le, phirmaje karna."
after post graduation:
"nalayak, yahan pada aaraam karraha hai, kaam par kaun
agree students ?