There is no market 4 UR Emotions,
So never Advertise UR Feelings,
Just Display UR ATTITUDE

Bindas muskurao yaar kya gum hai?
Zindagi me tension kisko kam hai?
Jokes se yad karne wale to bahut hai
Par apko dilse 'TANG' karnewale sirf "HUM" hai.......!!!

dil mein hui mere hal chal, us hal chal ne kar diya mujhe tumhara hum dum ab tum hi batao kaise kahen yaara, ab tumsa nahin koi hamra hum safar......

Kam karo aisa k pehchan ban jaye hr kadam aisa chalo k nishan bn jaye yaha zindegi to sabhi kat lete hain zindegi jiyo aisi k misal ban jaye

Jise chaha tha sachche dil se wo dhoka de gai, Socha tha chhod denge pyar karna2 magar mohalle me dusri aa gai.

Santa: Mene Kal Katrina Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

1chota bacha road par potti kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jane lage to bacha bola, O Kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha loo.

aapki dosti ko salam likh dete dil k kariv me khusiya a jahan likh dete kas hume jo mil jati aasman ki hukumat sitaro ki jagah aapka name likh dete hai

Talash apko thi Bhatak rahe the hum. Dil apka tha Dhadak rahe the hum. Pyar ka taluk b ajib hota he Pyaass apki thi sisak rahe the hum

Rat hogi to chand duhai dega, khwabo me wo chahera dikhai dega, ye pyar zara sambhal k karna dost, ek bund b giri to 9 month bad sunai dega

Gila rahe hamse, shikhwa rahe hamse, arzoo hai bas yahi ek silsila rahe humse. Faasle ho darmiya ya khata ho koi, dua hai bas yahi ki nazdikiya rahe hamse..!

Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But when u learn 2 share it, u will realize how big n precious it is Have a g day

Kisi k pass waqt nahi kisi k jawab ka, Zindgi sawal ho hisab ka, Disturb kiya ho to maaf karna Maksad tha puchna ki kya haal H janaab ka..;-)

"Expectations & Disaapointments go Hand IN Hand................"

BEST Sayin of a Life:-It's Better to just Quietly Miss Someone..Rather than Letting Them Know and Get No Response..!!Sounds Rude but True..!!

In Life ; There Are People Better Than You..! There Are People Worse Than You..! But There Will Never Be; One Who Is You..! :) -STAY SPECIAL.. :)

Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.

They call it hot i call it warm.They call it a crowd i call it a party, They call them drunk i call them happy.They call it bad i call it bliss.They call it traffic i call it a festival.They call it dirty i call it dressed.They call it a sinner i call it a saint. They call it Delhi I call it home.. :)

Raat ayi bhi to kab hum ne sitare dekhe. Naqsh dekhe to faqat hum ne tumhare dekhe. Fir bikhar jane ki is dil men tamanna jaagi Toot jane ke liye khwab tumhare dekhe. -

Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I luv u ka msg beja, Bhindi ne use fon kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut up,tum itne mote aur main Slim n Smart Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho, Aalu-ghobi Aalu- bengan Aalu-Shimla mirch Aalu-palak Aalu-matar etc etc etc... Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai...

Pani me patthar mat feko use koi aur bhi peeta hoga,zindagi jini hai to has ke jiyo tume dekh ker koi aur bhi jeeta hoga....

Zarurato k mutabik zindagi jiyo,khwahisho k Mutabik Nhi,Q Ki Zarurat fakeer ki b puri ho jati Hai,aur khwahish Badshaho ki bhi adhuri reh jati H

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend
chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. Girlfriend ka mobile sofay
pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam
se save kya hai? Dear, sweetu ya jaanu. Jab usne misscall di toh screen
pe likha aa raha tha... “Murgha No.5 Calling”.

Zindagi me sada hanste raho.
Hasna hi zindagi ki jarurat hai,
zindagi jiyo es andaz me k tumhe dekh kar
esa lage ki zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.

Modern Statement: Save a Girl child, else your son son will be forced to be a gay!

A silly thing abt RELATIONS:when U get little..u wnt more,whn U get more..U desire evn more,whn U lose it..U realise"little"was enough!

Maine suicide karne ka faisla liya. railway track pe gaya or leta hi tha ki Aapka Jokes aa gaya fir maine socha jab aap jaise papi jee rahe hai to me kyu maru!