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Santa Banta sms

Total: 39

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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him Send This SMS Free on Mobile
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No
Updated: 02/03/2007

Indian flag Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Updated: 09/09/2006

happiness can also kill a man Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Updated: 09/09/2006

mouth wash Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Updated: 09/09/2006

Free Delivery Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Updated: 09/09/2006

Can I have a burger and coke Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Updated: 09/09/2006

drawing money Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Updated: 09/09/2006

Chatri Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Updated: 09/09/2006

Manmohan Singh Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Updated: 09/09/2006

girl receives the call Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Updated: 09/09/2006

hadseyan Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

Updated: 09/09/2006

girlfriend nu gift dena Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Updated: 09/09/2006

Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Updated: 09/09/2006

Good evening Send This SMS Free on Mobile
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Updated: 09/09/2006

Where's Sukhna Lake Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Updated: 09/09/2006

Gurdas Maan Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai
Updated: 09/09/2006

pregnant wife Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'

Updated: 09/09/2006

Tumhari galat fahami hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Updated: 09/09/2006

friend is kissing ur wife Send This SMS Free on Mobile

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Updated: 09/09/2006

Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi. Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Updated: 09/09/2006

Santa Banta sms

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