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aadmin ; acha sardarji
aadmin ; acha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua to aap kya karoge saradarji ;oy wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga. aadmin ;agar fi bhi garam hua to. saradarji ;oy tab koolar chaloo karunga.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....

Day a monkey kicked a sarder
on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar

dhood dhakni
ek baar ek aunty ne kisi sardar ko apne ghar me rent par rkha. toh aunty kapde sukha kar bahar jaa rhi thi tbhi jor se aandhi aayee ,sardar jee ne dekha aunty ki bra udd rhi thi sardar ji prashaan ki kya bolu ,tbhi sardar ji ne bola aunty tuaadi dhood dhakni udd gai unnu bachao

Updated: 21/09/2007

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Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

Updated: 14/07/2007

Boy and Girl Late To School
One day one boy and girl late to school. Teacher Asked Girl why were late, Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late. Teacher asked boy why were u late, Boy says i am i am standing on that coin to hide.

Updated: 10/06/2007

sardar ji
sardar watching star tv bech mein ad aya aap dekh rahe hein star tv .sardar jee bole oye in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon ???????

Updated: 16/05/2007

Interviewer:
what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR roshan

Updated: 06/05/2007

teacher
teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man sardar says; you go to jail hhh

Updated: 01/01/2007

JAAN LE LOON GI
ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....

Updated: 27/12/2006

BOLO TA RA RA RA
Sardar 1 vichitra prani hai. Ye Guruduare ke aas paas paya jata hai. Iska mukhya aahar langar hota hai. Iske Sir pe 1 yantra laga hoto hai, jo roz 12 baje bajta hai. Iske sare shareer pe baal hi baal hote hai. Ye dunia ke har kone mein paya jata hai. Par jyadatar punjab ke junglo mein paya jata hai. Isko Gurupurab wale din badi matra mein dekha ja sakta hai. Yeh bade ho ke driver banne ke aur manoranjan ke kaam aata hai BOLO TA RA RA RA

Updated: 23/12/2006

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