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haircutSend This SMS Free on Mobile A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before
I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of
customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing
hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house." Updated: 26/08/2006
jab tanhai ka ehsas hoSend This SMS Free on Mobile jab tanhai ka ehsas ho,
na koi tumhare pass ho,
na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
tu samjh lena ke tum BATHROOM main ho.
Updated: 12/08/2007
helloSend This SMS Free on Mobile Kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane ke bad,
Kiska karu intzar tere ane ke bad,
kyo kisi ke liye jan luta dete hai log,
Mujhe malom hua tumhe pane ke bad...
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Mohabbat Ka Imtihaan Aasan Nahi,
Pyaar Sirf Paaney ka Naam Nahi,
Muddatein Beeth Jaati Hai Kissi Ke Intezaar Mein,
Yeh Sirf Pal Do Pal ka Kaam Nahin.
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Aapki Berukhi Koh Bhi Rutabaa Diya Humney,
Pyaar Ka Harr Farz Adaa kiya Humney,
Na Sochiye ki Bhool Gaye hain Aapko,
Aaj Bhi Khuda sey pehle aapko yaad kiya humney.
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Nah Jaane aapke intna yakeen kyon hai,
Aapka khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai,
Jaante hai ki aapka deedaar namumkin hai,
Phir bhi aankon mein intezaar wahi hai...
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Kudrat ke karishmey mein gar raat nah hoti,
Khwabon mein bhi unsey mulaqaat nah hoti,
Yeh dil toh har ek gum ki wajah hai,
Yeh dil nah hota toh koi baat nah hoti.
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Shikayat nah karta zamaane sey koi,
Agar maan jaata mananey sey koi,
Kissi koh phir yaad na karta koi,
Agar bhool jaate bhoolane sey koi.
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Ek pal ehsaas ban key aate hoh,
Aur doosre pal khwaab ban ke udd jaatey hoh,
Yeh maloom hai ki tanhai sey darr hai humey,
Phir bhi baar baar tanha chod jaatey hoh....
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Aankhein Khuli Hoh Toh Chehra Aapka Hoh,
Aankhein Bandh Hoh Toh Sapnaa Aapka Hoh,
Humey Maut Ka Na Darr Na Khauff Hoga,
Agar Kafan Ki Jagah Dupatta Aapka Hoh.
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Pyaara Sa Ek Ehsaas Hain Aap,
Harr Pal Humhare Paas Hain Aap,
Jiney Ki Ek Aas Hain Aap,
Mann Ka Ek Vishwaas Hain Aap,
Shayad Ish Liye Kuch Khaas Hain Aap.
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Humhara Harr Lamha Churaa Liya Aap ney,
Aankhon Koh Ek Chaand Dikha Diya Aap ney,
Humey Zindagii Toh Dii Kissi Aur ney,
Par Itna De Kar Jeena Sikha Diya Aap ney.
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Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hume
jitni door jaoge nazdik paoge hume
mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri
magar kya sanso se juda kar paoge hume.
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Dil ki baat jo na aaye zubaa pe,
Wo aankho ke sariye bayan ho jaati hai,
Hume jo mohobbat hain tumse janne man,
Ye paigham khud ba khud bayya kar jaata hai\"
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\"Paigam - e - muhobbat chaar lafzon mein baya karoon,
Kaise jurrat kare ke khuda ke karamat ki tareef karoon,
Yun to ek jhuki nazar keh deta hai sab kuch,
Par jo na samje, uski badnassebi ko kya kahoon?\"\"
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Mohabbaton me Zarasi kasak zaroori Hai.....
Shikayatonke gulonki Mahek Zarooree Hai...
Koi sawal Karoon Main Tumse to Naaraz mat hona Jaan....
Kyon ki Sachche Pyar me thoda sa shak zarooree hai...
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Muddat se door the Hum...
Aap miley..Aaap ka milna Achcha laga...
Sagar se gehree lagee Aapki Mohabbat...
Tairna to aata tha...Per Doobna Achcha Laga.....
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Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge.....
Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge...
Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko.
Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge...
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Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah,
aankhon main bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah,
kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se,
unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah......
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Dil se teri yaad na jaaye to kya karoon
Tasveer mein tu hi tu nazar aaye to kya karoon
Lene ko to le aayon tumhe khwaboon mein
Par neend hi na aaye to kya karoon
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Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai..
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...
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Mohabat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi,
zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi,
agar woh ruth gaye mujhse ......
To zarur koi meri hi khata hogi..
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Kuch riste anjane me jud jate hain,
pehle dil phir zindgi se jud jate hai,
kehte hai us daur ko mohabbat,
jisme dil se dil na jane kab mil jate hai.
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Hamari yaad me wo bhi kabhi khoye honge,
Khuli aankhon se wo bhi kabhi soye honge,
Mana ke muskurana andaaz hai gam chupane ka,
Magar hanste hanste wo bhi kabhi roye honge-
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Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.
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simple Bye make us cry,
A simple Joke make us laugh,
A simple Care make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. .. I Miss U
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unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse,
aur hamara waqt guzarata hai unki fariyaad karke,
agar aaye woh meri maut pe,
toh keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke
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Ish nazar koh aapka intezaar rehta hai,
Dil aapse milne koh beqaraar rehta hai,
Aap humsey miley yah nah miley,
Phir bhi humhara pyaar barqaraar rehta hai.
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Nikalte hain aason jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Tot jata hai yeh dil jab bat nahi hoti,
Aapki jan ki kasam ea dost,
Jab aapki yad nah aaye aisi koi sham nhi hoti.
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Tarasti nigahaon ki pyaas hain aap,
Tadapti dil ki aas hain aap,
Bujhti zindagi ki saans hain aap,
Phir kaise nah kahe ki kuch khaas hain aap.
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Ush din khuda ney bhi jasn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne haaton sey banaya hoga,
Ush ney bhi bahahe honge aasoon,
Jab aapko bhej kar khud koh tanha paya hoga.
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Hum toh sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
Har dhadkan pey aapki naam liya karte hain,
Aap hoh humey humari jaan sey bhi pyaare,
Tabhi toh waqt bewaqt aapko yaad kiya karte hain.
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Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ....
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PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
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Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
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DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO.......
!! JAGTE RAHO !!
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Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! I.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.
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Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
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Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
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Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho… Updated: 02/07/2007
hiSend This SMS Free on Mobile Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Updated: 02/07/2007
apna e-mail id aur password sms karSend This SMS Free on Mobile sardar to his friend: yaar mujhay zara apna e-mail id aur password sms kar mera account nahi khul raha
2nd sardar sends an sms: id-- cool_baljeetsingh@lovelysms.com
password---- ************
mera password kisi nu dassi naa Updated: 15/11/2006
Coca ColaSend This SMS Free on Mobile Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola..!!
Updated: 25/10/2006
MAAR DALA MAAR DALASend This SMS Free on Mobile Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.
Chicken started singing & dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAAR DALA MAAR DALA " Updated: 25/10/2006
When I call you...Send This SMS Free on Mobile When I call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha
