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kanjushi ki bhi hud hoti hai
1 glass pani lo usme neem ki patti dalo phir 2 ghante k liye chhod do 10 min tak garam karo phir thanda karne k baad chhan kar pi lo kanjusi k jitne b keede honge sab mar jayenge
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roll of girls in life
ever indian women is rani laxmi bai in her life.
before marrige == rani
after marrige == laxmi
after children == bai .
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bandar ab sms parhega
Maherban
Kadardan
dekh tamasha meri jaan
yeh,
bandar
ab
sms parhega
or
muskuraye ga!
or sms forward ker kay
apni hosiyari dekhaiga
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sms
qayamat k 4 signs. 1. logo ka emaanjata rahy ga.2.har gar sa gaany ki awaz aye gi 3 zalzaly ayen ga 4. logo k pas balance ho ga lekin wo call nahi karan gay . heheh
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i love you
kabhi us larki k samne
apne pyar ka izhar mat
karna boht pachtao ge
jante ho
kon si larki k samne
gungi k samne
kabhi us k mu se
i love you
sun nahi pao ge
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EK HADD HOTI HAI
MULK KI BHI EK SARHAD HOTI HAI
BACCHE KI BHI EK ZID HOTI HAI, AUR KITNA INTEZAAR KARE TERE SMS KA
ARRE YAAR KANJUSI KI BHI EK HADD HOTI HAI
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Oye mere yaar dildar
Oye mere yaar dildar
mere honda city car
mere guitar
mere dil ki taar
mere motiyoon ka haar
mere roti ke achaar
mere dil ka qarar
chal aik sms to maar
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gal suno g
gal suno g asi pagal twadey payar pichay,tusi pagal kissi hur pichay o agoon pagal kisi hor pichay hi o rabba saray pagal agay pichay
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SMS le Ker Hum SMS Kiya Nahi Kert
Jan le Ker Hum Jaan Diya Nahi Kerty
<>Hum bn Kisi K pechy Jaia Nahi
Kerty
Muhabet HE to Khud a Ker Izhar Ker
SMS le Ker Hum
SMS Kiya Nahi Kert..!
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Network Mily YA na Mily
Marny Per Humain Janet Mily Ya na MilyYeh Hawa Ye Fiza Mily Ya Na Mily.
SMS
kerny Main KAnjosi Na Ker Mere Dost Uper Ja Ker Network Mily YA na Mily..!>
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Challa ja sms tu ban ker ghulab
Challa ja sms tu ban ker ghulab
sachi ho gi dosti tu aye ga jawab
agar aya na jawab tu mat hona udas
balance nahi ho ga gareeb ka pass
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ap ko bhul jaon namumkin si baat ha
ap ko na ho yaqeen yeh aur baat ha
jab tak rehay gi sans tab tak raho ga yadd
yeh sans toot jaey aur baat ha
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funny
Ansu teri nikle to ankhe meri ho
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
rab kare dosti aisi ho ke jute tujhe
pade aur galti meri ho
Updated: 13/10/2007 |
tareef uss khuda ki jisne rani mukhar jee
tareef uss khuda ki jisne rani mukhar jee ko bnaya.
kya anken bnai kya chehra bnaya.
usse india me bna kr muje pakistan me deewana bnaya..0304827179
Updated: 27/09/2007 |
FUNNY SMS
Jb dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo
Jb pakar lo to dil katra hai daba do
Jb daba do to dil karta hai choos lo
Q
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Saal mein ek bar ata hai "AAM"
Updated: 15/06/2007 |
+923345308737
Oye mere yaar dildar
mere honda city car
mere guitar
mere dil ki taar
mere motiyoon ka haar
mere roti ke achaar
mere dil ka qarar
chal aik sms to maar
guria hon mila hy to reply ker plz
Updated: 04/05/2007 |
Har udasi hai mere dil
Har udasi hai mere dil par chai hui, Har khusi hai mujhse ghabrai hui, Kuchh nahi bacha hai meri zindgi ke daman me, Chand kaliyan hain wo bhi murjhai hui...!
krish : +919960220072
Updated: 26/04/2007 |
dinner
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho
Updated: 08/04/2007 |
FOR GARNDO
CHIKNY LARKON JAISA NOOR TUJH PAY BARSY
HAR PATHAN TERY SATH SONY KO TARSY
KHUDA KARY TERI ZINDAGI MAIN AAINY ITNY PATHAN K TU SHALWAR PEHN NAY KO TARSY.
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Updated: 02/04/2007 |
funny
specially for maths students,
maine usse pyar kiya aur uske baap ne mujhe peeta,
maine usse pyar kiya aur uske baap ne mujhe peeta,,
sin theeta by cos theeta is equals to tan theeta.
Updated: 22/03/2007 |
teri yaad
Marke bhi tujhe bhool na paaenge, TAJMAHAL na sahi teri yaaad main ek BHOOT BANGLA jaroor banaenge.
Updated: 16/03/2007 |
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Urdu Funny Sms
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