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Urdu Funny Sms
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Funny SMS Send This SMS Free on Mobile
dil se aap ka khayaal jaata nahi
aap ke siwa koi yaad aata nahi
hasrat hai ke roz aap ko dekhen
magar vo MADARI roz aap ko laata nahi
Updated: 23/02/2007 |
Future Tense Batao Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Teacher: \"Shahid Nay Dupehar Ka Khana Khaya\" Iska Future Tense Batao?
Student: \"Shahid Thori Dair Bad WASHROOM Gaya\"...!! Adil 0333*2278535, 0346 2700858
Updated: 21/02/2007 |
when words fail Send This SMS Free on Mobile
when words fail,
eyes work,
when eys fail,
heart works,when heart fails...........
to kya???
samajh ke tapak gia mamu
Updated: 08/02/2007 |
Pathan Ka Safar Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Aik Pathan Jahaz Main Safar Kar Raha Hota Hai, Jahaz 5 Ghantay Late Runway Par Landing Karta Hai, Pathan Jab Khirkeey Say Nechay Dekhta Ha to Jahaz Us Waqt Runway Par Door Raha Hota Hai, Pathan Airhostes Ko Bolata Hai or Kehta Hai, Aik to Jahaz Pehlay Hi Late Hai Opper Sey Tum Log Ja Bhi Road Se Rahe Ho.
Updated: 23/01/2007 |
Funny sms Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Uff ye tere baal jase burtan dhone ki tar, sir pe hain ye do char, sawayon jasa hai inka haal, kuch tou khayal rakh inka yaar warna log kahenge pari hue hai tuje phitkar
Updated: 11/01/2007 |
Gabbar Singh Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bara hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bara hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bara hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bara hai to 1, 1 se kitna bara hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
Updated: 10/01/2007 |
Kisi Anjan Bandey Ko Msg Kerna Ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Kaun Bane Ga SMS Pati!
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Aj Ka Sawal?
Who Is Himaesh Reshammiya?
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Reply Ur Answer And Win Free Sms Today?
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waiting
Sender:
Amitabh ka bachpan
+913225098096
Updated: 29/12/2006 |
aaj too naha lo Send This SMS Free on Mobile
KITNAY DIN HOGAY................
KITNAY HAFTAY GUZAR GAY.........
BAT MAHINOON TAK B CHALI GAI..............
AB SAAL B HOGYA .......
AB TO KEHNA MAN LO.....
CHALO JULDI SAY NAHA LO
HA....... HA..... HA....... !!!!!!!!!!
Updated: 29/12/2006 |
gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Updated: 26/12/2006 |
when not in use Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Do u know why girls wear a 'dupatta' on
top of their Salwar suits ?
Because it is Indian
tradition to cover "all eating and drinking things, when not in use"!
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
Dhoobi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Duniya main sab se himmat wala kon hia?
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Dhoobi.:)
Kabhii bhi kisy k ghar ja kar keh sakta hia k sahib, Begam se bolo kapry utaar kar rakhy, main abii aa kar laita hon:D
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
apni hi wife ko sister kehna parhta hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
A poemby dOctOr:
hoon main doctor jahan
meri wife hai nurse wahan
ye kaisa zulm sehna parhta hai
mujhey apni hi wife ko sister kehna parhta hai
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
Bathroomki kundi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Mallika Sherawat goes to skin doctor and asks:
main nahatey waqt kya lagaun?
DoctOr:Bathroomki kundi :))
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
MoMinO Send This SMS Free on Mobile
MoMinO!!!
aakhirat kareeb hay
aap sub sey request hai k apney cell phone main save
jokes, videos, pics aur girl friends k numbers
delete
karney sey pehle mujhey forward kar dain
thanX
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
Qabul hay Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Aap ke liye aik rishta aya hay?
Baap Hardware may hay.
Maa Software may hay.
Bhai Footwear may hay.
AUR
LARKI Under ware may hay
Qabul hay.
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
Two sardars Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Two sardars were walking beside each other.They saw crap of a cow.
1st (smelling it):"It smells like shit."
2nd (touching it):"It feels like shit."
1st (tasting it):"It tastes like shit."
2nd:"It is proved that it is shit.Thank god we hadn't stepped in it."
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
SO HE PRESSED Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Aik sardar, Political Rally main Arrest ho gia,
Bcoz he saw a lady journalist,
having badge on her chest,
wrirtten "PRESS"
SO HE PRESSED
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
dawai and daru Send This SMS Free on Mobile
FW: Difference between dawai and daru.? Dawai is like a Girlfriend, it has an expiry date.and daru is like a "wife" jitni purani ho geeutni sar charhtii hia.
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
Sardar g ne sardarnii se Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Sardar g ne sardarnii se keha k aaj koi aisy khabar sunao k jissy sun kar mujy khushii b hoo oor dukh b.!!!
sardarnii.. Janu g aap k sab doston main se aap ka lan sab se bara hai:D
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
chooriyan Send This SMS Free on Mobile
1 larka apni GF k liye chooriyan le kar jata hai
GF: Khud he pehna do
Boy. Mujy nahii pata tha k mujy itna acha response mily ga warna main Kampry le kar aa jata
Updated: 23/12/2006 |
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Urdu Funny Sms
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51 | Displaying: 21 - 40 | Pages: << 1 2 3 >> |
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