Santa ek mobile company me naukri ke liye interview dene gaya.
lekin use phle hi sawaal ke jabab me bhaga diya gaya.
Q: sabse popular network kaun saa hai?
Santa ne jabab diya, "al-keydaa".................very funny jokes in hindi

Santa met with an accident.
People : Are you hurt? Give me your name so we can tell your family.
Santa: My family already knows my name!

Santa - chori karne ek aalisaan bangle me gaya
Tijori Pr Lika Tha Todne ki
zrurt Nhi Buton Dbao 100 no Press Kro Khul Jyga
Butn Daba Alrm Bja Police Ai
Santa -Aj Mera Insaniyt Se Vishwas uthgya

Pappu ne ek girl se puchaa, "bache kaise hote hain. shrmaao mt, batao?"
ladeki gause men boli, "chup krte ho ki?"
pppu: are pagali itnaa bhi nahi pata, bache sharaarti hote hain..................very very funny Jokes in hindi

Biryani Ready Hai,
Kabab Ready Hai,
Matan Ready Hai,
Chikan Thodi Deir Me Banega

Qki.......


'MURGA
Abhi Jokes Pad Raha Hai.

Santa-tumhe pata hona chahiye ki main
kadi mehant karke niche se upar tak pahucha hun.
Banta-mujhe sab malum hai ki pahale
tum boot polish karte the ,ab sir ki malish karte ho.

Colgate se daant saaf krain
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pepsodent se mazboot krain
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Closeup se fresh krain
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Or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae...yaaro
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"harpic" use krain q k "harpic" dy 5 guna zyada behtr safaaii...!!!.......friend teasing jokes

M.B.B.S finish krne k baad doctor Santa, ne
apni practice suru ki.
Us ne 1st patient ki aankh check ki,
tongue aur fir ear ko torch se check ki.
Finally wo bola. Bole to torch thik hai.................very very funny Jokes in hindi

Santa ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino !
Aaj to amawasya ki raat hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....

Ladka:- Call Recieve kyu nhi kiya
Ladki:- vo me
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vo me
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Me Ringtone pr Naach rhi thi.....

Great Message written
at the Reception of a Corporate Company
We dont Pay u for having "Brains"
We only Reward u
4 Using Them intelligently

Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly, what would you be left with?
Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life!




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